Sperm & Mayonnaise have
a
lot of
things in
common,
……
both are creamy,
both are sticky,
both are tasty,
and most of all,
Both are Ladies’ Choice!

Someone anyone , lets make this, or at least take me to the closest place that will make this ! ever heard of the sushiritto? yeaaaaa…<3
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What do you do when you’re stuck,
Because the one that you love,
Has pushed you away,
And you can’t deal with the pain?
And now you’re trying to fix me,
Mend what he did,
And find the piece that i’m missing,
But I still miss him,I miss him, i’m missing him,
Oh I miss him, I miss him i’m missing him
And you’re sitting in the front row,
Wanna be first in line,
Waiting by my window,
Giving me all your time,
You could be my hero,
If only I could let go,
But his love is still in me,
Like a broken arrow, oh
Like a broken arrow, oh.
He’s the thorn in my flesh
That I can’t take out
He’s stealing my breath
When you’re around,
And now you’re trying to convince me,
He wasn’t worth it,
But you can’t complete me,
He’s the part that is missing,
I miss him, I’m missing him,
Oh I miss him I miss him, i’m missing him,
And you’re sitting in the front row,
Wanna be first in line,
Waiting by my window,
Giving me all your time,
You could be my hero,
If only I could let go,
But his love is still in me,
Like a broken arrow, oh
Like a broken arrow, oh
What do you do
When your heart’s in two places?
You feel great but you’re torn inside.
You feel love but you just can’t embrace it,
When you found the right one at the wrong time.
And you’reSitting in the front row,
Wanna be first in line,
Waiting by my window,
Giving me all your time,You could be my hero,
If only I could let go,
But his love is still in me,
Like a broken arrow, oh
Like a broken arrow, oh
Oh, yeah, oh.



Los Angeles-based photographer Alexandra Valenti combines her two passions for photography and painting to produce some truly creative works of art. Rather than simply painting portraits or snapping shots of models, Valenti merges the two art forms to create an intriguing landscape filled with personality. She gives her captured world character with vibrant streaks of color and blotted hues of the rainbow.
The artist balances the color within each of her images by pairing the right amount of painted pigments against her typically monochromatic photograph. There’s just enough painted content to keep each shot interesting without overwhelming it. It still feels like a fresh blend of film and paint. This method of art that Valenti has come to be known for also exudes a incredible sense of youthfulness. Like a teenage girl’s scrapbook highlighted with markers, the photographer’s series ofPainted Images offers an energetic playfulness juxtaposed with subtle beauty.

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